The opening image is from the intarwebnethingy, and it's been around awhile. Some guy who is big over in BritLand and who's name sounds like Meat Doughy and is in a band with Amy Wino, or doing some kind of professional works with her, was shambling around London like a baby. Dude looks wasted. But it also looks like he went to the mall, that's all I needed. After a bit of text over this pic, I went to grab some links for the TDCers. Nuff said.
Well, hey there, intrepid shopper. Happy Sunday to you, fellow TDCer.
Did you venture out into the malls for some shopping this weekend? God Help You, you poor bastard. Have a seat and grab a cup o’ joe, and let’s take a stroll down the Sunday Sideshow back alley, shall we? We need to have some time to ourselves, because we deserve it.
What the hell is this thing flying over the Kremlin, in Moscow? Looks like it should be in Egypt, on the ground, in the sand.
OK, enough with the World Will End In 2012. Every few years, a nutso group makes a claim like this, and then the deadline passes, and they recalculate.
Here is some bullshit that your teens are worried about:
Or this, much longer.
Here is the antidote. Of course 2012 is a fucked up conspiracy theory. Truth right here.
Now for some fun. Press play and kick back awhile here in Sunday SideShow Land.
Here are some links to places that will take some time to explore. Pron will follow, below. Enjoy, good TDC bud.
A nice place to visit. Here's a good post about what truly matters. It's all Peanuts, if you think about it. Check out their site.
If you have something to do in your place where you rest your bones and put the tired dogs up, and if you would like to hear 24 Radiohead songs, one after another on autoplay, click on this link and go to town. Enjoy.
Optical illusion. Boing Boing rocks well. Explore their site, if you haven't already heard of this shit.
I wish I was this fucking cool. Who can go by a single name like the "Edge" or "Bono" and still be smooth after being in a rock band for over 28 years, and not tread into "Madonna" or "Moby" or "Cher" waters?
Big Creatures that shouldn't be so big. Other things to see here as well.
Color saturation picture. Inteereesting. Other things here to see as well.
Computorrrr. Muppets fun. Yup yup yup yup yup...
Brainy cartoon pic for nerds.
In response to Richie's Ninja Monkeys here's the Henchman Monkey.
Fixing shit the cheap way.
From your TDC bud ‘Tucky and his emails. How come no one else helps a brutha out? Bastawds.
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No Pun In Tended.
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
3. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
4. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
5. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning.."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
7. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
find any.
8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.
9. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his
birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
10. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from
bad breath. This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by
halitosis.
11. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that
there was a small medium at large.
12. And finally, there was the person who sent 11 different puns to his
friends, with the hope that at least 10 of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in 10 did.
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Pron.
Here’s a song for ya.
Start with soft. Yum.
305 baby. Big butts.
Some puffy nips.
Tan lines.
Last link. Get you in trouble.
Have a good Sunday, TDCer.
God Help You. God Help Us All.
---willies out.
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