Thursday, December 3, 2009

November 14, 2009: Weekend At Willies, Back Again



Well hey there and good morning to you my friend. Welcome to the weekend edition of The Daily Column, a place to check out fresh news and weird links on the front page, and heated discussions and curious thoughts in our forums .

Join in the fray, why don’t you: signing into our forums doesn’t involve giving away any information about you at all, just give the community something to call you besides “dumbass noob.” Ya know. Then you can say whatever you like, in one of the last uncensored (free speech) boards in the whole interwebnet-tubes thing.

Now, go get your favorite beverage or other weekend morning enjoyment, and fire up this tune while you butter your toast, so to speak.





Some of the discussion in the forums concern the dumbass who loaded up his 20 round clips and took cheap shots at American-Bred-Ass-Kickers who were about to be deployed to the big game and were just sitting there in the cafeteria, eating some Wheaties.

But what about the new bully in the playground? Libyan Muslims are calling the Al-Qaeda Assholes’ terrorism techniques wrong. Does this mean there are correct ways to terrorize? Fuck that.

Yet, this could mean the end of days for the current bunch of cowardly ass-munchers blowing up everyone over there in their own sandbox. Things might get a shake-up over there.

Speaking of terrorism, I thought this week that I had contracted the new and deadly Chinese-constructed weapon known as H1N1, and was facing down the barrel of imminent death. Turned out to be only food poisoning, which sucks, and yes, can actually kill you, but didn’t. However, I had no idea that Serbs are fighting the H1N1 infection the same way they do with their vampires. Read on.


You must know one thing, and it is this. Most Muslims are peace-loving folks with high personal standards for behavior, decency, and respect for others. Islam even accepts Jeebus as a prophet, simply not the only one. So never think I would harsh on anyone’s belief system, as long as you don’t shit on my own. Unless you are into a cult like Scientology, ya freak.


On another note, who doesn’t love a nice, chauvinistic, (but not misogynistic) blog of stories about what it means to be a man, baby, yeah? JD’s Man Stories. Enjoy.


When you get done there, here’s a nice little trip down the science avenue, behind the circus tent. We are closeted technophiles at this site. When you join in the forums, you will discover an inordinate amount of intelligent people who, while in their real lives are involved with engineering and computers and such, come here to blow off steam and fuck with each other. Here are some guilty pleasures of my own.

We're almost there; Using Photosynthesis to produce energy from sunlight. Plants have been doing this for a while now, haven't they?

Roomba Bots as PacMan:



Super fast robotic hand:




Earth As A New Frontier.
The World-Changing Capability of the Global Earth Observation System of Systems (GEOSS)



OOI


OK, news is done. Funny pages for your weekend enjoyment, you TDC enjoyer, you. Touch-up your mug or what-have-you.


The Best of Borat, before the movie. God Bless Sasha Cohen. 24 minute video. (Youtube is allowing vids this long now? Cool.) Yes, 24 minutes of Borat for you. No, I do not hate you:




10 best roof top bars, I still haven't gone to the top of the Palms. Dayam.

Here are a couple of links from our elder statesman 'Tucky, Allah bless him. Thanks Tuck.

Facebook stands up in court. Wha?

The Bugatti is a pretty piece of art. But if you drive one, watch out for fowl play.


Now go out and enjoy your weekend. Button up the house, get your firewood properly chopped, stacked, and tarped. Old wood is the best wood, just ask Grandma.

God Help You. God Help Us All.

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