Thursday, July 23, 2009

TDC willies back-up 7-24-09

Well, hello there, you intrepid TDC enjoyer, you.

Welcome to the best day that a promise can afford. The promise of a couple of well-deserved days ahead with which you are allowed to do whatever you damn well wish. Enjoy these few and fine days, my friend.

Hasn't Hoot done an admirable job here this week? Dude always offers you the best in help, optimism, and a contagiously upbeat outlook on life and how one works it to succeed in this time of all times. Thanks bro.

Here's a nice summer tune. But it's been recorded into youtube kinda loudly, so adjust your shit beforehand, lower. No need to lay those ear canal hairs down any lower and get deaf.



Today is the last day of your work week, with the weekend ahead. Halcyon dreams of summer enjoyment await, whether they are visions of the beach with the family, a lovely couple of days of working on your little corner patch of the world, or is it the casino, the hookers, or maybe the bottomless bottle, bong, or bachelor life-style, Hangover on Monday?

Well, before you go, why not check out another dip into the mind of your TDC bud, the willies?


Richie met Mickey this past week. Mickey was kinda busy, taking over the world. Don't mind the Russian text on this site: no viruses (for once, huh?) But hit the "random" button above for endless pics to enjoy, or scorn, or what-have-you. SFW.


Sometimes, worlds collide, you see. So do bullets, in an "engagement." No, not a gay pron wedding, but actual bullets. Like in a war. Yes, a French soldier actually fired a bullet! Sadly, it was thwarted by a Russian bullet. We've seen this before, haven't we? :(


Perhaps the Russians could learn more about the Roman Way? Love, not war? Hmmm...


A distraction of pics for you to peruse. See you in a while.


For our United States Warriors who are performing their Art in protecting the free World, here are some great quotes.


Not like this.


More like this.


Speaking of robots, how about one that learns, with a biological brain? Hmmm. Are the cyber wars far off?


Innovation? Yeah, kinda important, huh?


Or NOT. Lots of videos proving NOT. From our friends, the Brits.


You see, sometimes, a thing like a prank takes a bit of time to construct. American Foolishness is legendary. Even if it takes three Years. Read.


Of course, we fail when we Pun.


Thank you for partaking of the Mighty TDC, captained by our friend Hoot on this stolen ship, with a bit of help from your friendly oarsman the "willies." Now go have some fun, and don't forget, Richie will be back on this site on Monday, to rile you up and get you discussing Some Very Important Things.

You will see the Humble-But-Nevertheless-Mighty Hoot on Thursday.

Me? I got laid off. Bastawds!

But here is my swan song for you, TDC Citizen.

Properly recorded, so turn this thing way up. Enjoy.





It's Fucking Friday! Yay. Go get some fun, you TDC enjoyer, you. Yup.

God Help You. God Help Us All.

---willies out.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

back up for TDC post on 7-22-09

Well hi there, you TDC enjoyer, you.

You've made it this far into the Mighty TDC's exploration of the "News, Photos, and WEIRD Stuff" while the TDC Mastaw Richie is away at Disney World with his family. Safe travels, young man. Come back with pics.

The always excellent Hoot has thrust his solid column into your face twice thus far, and now it is time for a taste o' the "willies."

Here's a tune for you to hear whilst you get all lubed up. Sink into the mind of your compatriot TDC willies. Sink into Me.

(Forgive the 5 second ad, but this song will wake your ass up on this Humpday. Get your hands clapping and cause frightened looks from the those in the surrounding cubicles. HA! Turn it up.)



No, you have not found yourself in the La Brea Tar Pit of the mind. (Although Richie and Hoot have once again allowed a deviant mind into this here realm.)

Simply this, let's have some fun while we work our way to the next weekend. After-work time is always the best, and our weekends are, of course, most important. Plus, it's summertime. Hell Ya. Whenever the sun comes out, I always feel like playing hookie.

TDC forum citizen Greenie brought up something interesting in the General Forum, and it is this: Richie is the life of the party wherever he is. So, I ask you, who is the life of YOUR party? Is it you?

Now kick back with your Java and enjoy what your TDC bud willies has dug up from the bone yard.

May your Wednesday go better than this dude's.

He should have taken a hit off this site.

Here's a helpful search engine that shows you what is currently popular in the ether world.

One thing I found there was to be careful how you cook food.

Or whom you invite to dinner.

Antidote, some Steven Wright humor.

Squirrel slingshot.

Latest news on robots, pretty sweet.

Rock music television for your PC, like old school MTV: One video at a time, and occasionally they suck, then a cool one comes on....

OK, time to fuck with your eyes. Optical illusions, but don't click if you get headaches from these sorts of things.

This ought to keep you busy for a couple hours. SFW, but not responsible for images that are popular on the net, sexust, rasist, or just plain dumb. 100's of pages at the bottom. See you in a while.

Antidote, some intelligent things to read anew each day.

Now here are a couple of willies' style news items from our long-time TDC Forum citizen Kentucky, you may call him Dave and buy him a beer when you see him next. He'll always reciprocate. Thanks bud.

It's always an honor and privilege to be able to create and post whatever the fuck I want to on this excellent site, the Mighty TDC. Thank you, Richie, for your Freedom Of Speech thing that you always promote here. We Americans must always be mindful of this, true? Join our Forums, and get in the fray, ya scaredy cat.

Me? Well, you just don't know how it is to be the Willies, all day long, each and every day. "No, you girls never know."

Maybe this will help.



Now go and take a bite out of Wednesday. Get some shit done. Tomorrow is known as Thirsty Thursday around these parts, and then there's Friday.

God Help you. God Help Us All.

---willies out.